I think this is so hilarious!
I know we cannot consider it absolute but there is truth in Swami Beyondananda.
Be a Fun-damentalist. Make sure the fun comes before the mental.
Realise that life is a situation comedy that will never be cancelled,
a laugh track has been provided,and the reason we were put in the
material world is to get more material. Have a good laughsitive twice
Remember that each of us has been given a special gift just for
entering- so you are already a winner.
The most powerful tool on the planet is tell-a-vision. That is
where I tell you a vision and you tell me a vision. That way, if we
don`t like the programming we`re getting. we can change the channel.
Life is like photography. You use the negative to develop. And no
matter what adversity you face, be assured; of course God loves
you-He`s just not ready to make a commitment.
It is true. As we go through life thinking heavy thoughts, though
particles tend to get caught between the ears, causing a condition
called `truth decay`. So be sure to mental floss everyday.
If we want world peace, we must let go of our attachments and
truly live like nomads.That`s where I no mad at you, you no mad at me.
That way, there surly will be no madness on the planet. And peace
begins with each of us. A little peace here, a little peace there, and
pretty soon all the peaces will fit together to make one big peace
everywhere.
I know great earth changes have been predicted for the future, so
if you are looking to avoid earthquakes, my advice is simple.When you
find a fault don`t dwell on it.
There is no need to change the world. All we have to do is toilet
train the world, and we`ll never have to change it ever again.
If you are looking to find the key to the universe, I have some
bad news and some good news. The bad news is that there is no key to
the universe, the good news is, it has been left unlocked.
Finally, everything I have told you is channeled. That way, if
you don`t like it, it`s not my fault. And remember, enlightenment is
not a bureaucracy. So you don`t have to go through channels.
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